That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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