Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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