I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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