so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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