Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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