it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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