At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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