doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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