I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You were trust falling into bushes
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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