what if every blade of grass was a penis?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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