You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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