there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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