Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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