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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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