Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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