Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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