How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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