She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
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No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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