I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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