Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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