he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
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The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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