He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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