Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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