The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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