Please, let me fuck your mom
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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