Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Never let your siblings swipe right.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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