Can Purell be used as lube?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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