normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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