Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!