At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
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