I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000