I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
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I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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