Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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