Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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