when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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