Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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