He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Dicks are not precious.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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