you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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