were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
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I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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