I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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