There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Randomize
