i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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