But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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