Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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