in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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