so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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