I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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