you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Can't talk, ducks in the car
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Randomize
