Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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