I only kidnapped one of them. chill
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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