I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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