I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
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