So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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