i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
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